You seem friendly. Are you friendly?
I like friendly people the most. They smear their smiley sunshine all over the wall!
Have you ever met somebody who was a sourpuss? Somebody who just loved to frown? Didn’t you just want to mutilate them?
Friendly people, on the other hand… They plop gumdrop droppings on the sidewalk just for you and me! They make puppies squeak and cougars whistle with glee!
One time I met a man who was sad. He said that his pony had died. I told him that I would give him a new pony in exchange for $500. After he paid me, I walked away and never saw him again. I hope he is happy now!
Have you ever met a grump? Have you ever known a grouch? Let’s find those people and cheer them up! I have some chewing gum we could share with them. It’s tropical flavored. Do you know that many nations in the tropics are riddled with government corruption and grave social inequities? I prefer not to think about those things and instead reflect on what my chewing gum tastes like.
Im glad you are a friendly person and not like that last guy. He was in such a rush to leave! What say you we find him, trap him, and sell him into slavery in the Malaysian black market? Then he will learn to be friendly forever!