Monthly Archives: February 2008

Jack London on Meth

Posted on 2/19/2008 by peter

Father, why is it so cold? The wind is stiff against my face, father. It cracks against my skin without mercy. It hurts to keep my eyes open. Do you see my hands, father? They are gray and ashen. I … Continue reading →

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Deception

Posted on 2/15/2008 by peter

I tricked you! You are visiting my blog, but there is no new post today! After all, today is a teacher workshop day! We will spend our day learning about friendship and the miracle of rainbows. Also, a continental breakfast … Continue reading →

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Shocking News

Posted on 2/12/2008 by peter

Looks like the price of postage is going up again. 42 cents. Screw you, United States Postal Service. Who can we punish for this travesty? Who must pay, now that I am to pay an additional cent to ensure proper … Continue reading →

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Missing the Point, Scheider Edition

Posted on 2/11/2008 by peter

On my drive in to work this morning, my radio greeted me with the unfortunate news of Roy Scheider’s death over the weekend. The first thing that came to my mind? The Seaquest DSV reunion I’ve been clamoring for is … Continue reading →

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Meditations on Fire

Posted on 2/8/2008 by peter

So the other night, three cars were burnt to a blackened husk in my school’s parking lot. It was freaking sweet. Apparently a young lady had a friend of hers install a new CD player in her car, and within … Continue reading →

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Pepsi Meltdown

Posted on 2/7/2008 by peter

The following is a transcript of how last night’s date went down. I got some Pepsi! They let me fill it up myself. I put lots of ice in there! Can I go get more ice? I like pushing the … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings | 14 Comments