Actual conversation as Bridgette dropped me off at work this morning.
Bridgette: Bye honey. Have a good day!
Me: I will. Don’t cheat on me today.
Bridgette: I won’t. Don’t cheat on me, either!
Me: Fine.
Ah, fidelity.
This message goes for the rest of you, too. If any of you so much as even looks at another blogger, I’ll cut up a bunch of your stuff and swear at you super loud. I know a whole bunch of swear words too, so it would go on a while. My cousin Steve gave me a list of swear words he figured out in high school.
Here’s hoping each of you enjoys a robust, non-adulterous Thursday!
Too late, I already looked at the picture of Brett Favre you posted the other day.
As a Vikings fan, I can think of no greater adultery.
i’ll be faithful. those other blogs aren’t silly, stupid and tasteless enough for me anyway. yours and yours alone satisfies my needs.
after i read your blog, i then watched some of the Brett Favre retirement press conference.
What we have is a seeeeecret….