Comments on: Marler’s Betrayal

By: Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:50:10 +0000

I don’t get it.

By: Thom

Thom — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:35:35 +0000

I was hoping that was the real Keith. It was still funny though.

Man…I can’t see anything outside the window…well except a great expanse of white Nothing.

By: peter

peter — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:11:02 +0000

Congratulations to my friend Pete for the funniest, most bizarrely specific string of comments we've had around here in a while.

By: The Narrator

The Narrator — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:57:19 +0000

And this was the last that was ever heard from Keith Marler and Randy Brock. For this was the day the pair was to learn that not unlike the Wu-Tang Clan, the National Meterological Society’s Board of Codes and Ethics, ain’t nothing to f*** with.

By: Keith Marler

Keith Marler — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:55:07 +0000

Way ahead of you, brother. I just called Damiano’s. I hope he likes pineapple and canadian bacon!

By: Randy Brock of KTTC

Randy Brock of KTTC — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:54:22 +0000

I super hate him. He’s a total dweeb. I say we swing by HyVee tonight, pick up a gross of plastic forks and fork his butt!

By: Keith Marler

Keith Marler — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:53:28 +0000

Randy, I hate that guy. Do you?

By: Charles Engelth of the National Meterological Society Board of Codes and Ethics

Charles Engelth of the National Meterological Society Board of Codes and Ethics — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:52:23 +0000

We have been monitoring this blog for the better part of two months now and I hasten to tell both of you that you are officially on warning. The National Meterological Society is a brother(and sister)hood. It is not something to be taken lightly. As I am a professional and would never advise for two of my brothers to kiss and make up. I would advice for you to cease and desist, unless you would like to warrant further action on the Board’s part. Have a good weekend. And look out for the cold front coming down from Saskatoon. I understand it something to be reckoned with.

-Charles Engelth
National Meterological Society Board of Codes and Ethics

By: Keith Marler

Keith Marler — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:48:43 +0000

Fortunately for you, I do like pizzas. And I love them with everything on them. I’m going to invite all my friends over and have a pizza party to feast upon your prank. We may even play Apples to Apples. And I am good at Apples to Apples. I am very good. I am also good at renting a large fake bull with a marquee sign on the side for the weekend and placing in front of a certain weatherman’s house with the words, “I will always work in a small market!” It may be your house. It may be someone else’s house. The thing is, you won’t know until it happens. And that my friend is called THE KEITH MARLER FEAR FACTOR! Kneel before my lightning rod, Randy Brock!

By: Randy Brock of KTTC

Randy Brock of KTTC — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:42:17 +0000

Oh, if it isn’t my old friend (and when I say “friend” I in fact am being facetious) Keith Marler. Looks like you decided to take time away from creating your perfect Mii to actually do something with your life. Well, I have news for you, Mister Marler. Randy Brock and the KTTC Weatherteam can roll with the best of them. I hope you like Damiano’s Pizzas, because you’re getting about 46 of them tonight and they’re all going to be loaded! Bingo! Call a doctor! Gaze upon my weather vane, Keith Marler!

By: Keith Marler

Keith Marler — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:38:14 +0000

I just sent your last comment to the National Meterological Society’s Codes and Ethics Board. Now who’s unprofessional? Eat my warm front, Randy Brock!

By: Randy Brock of KTTC

Randy Brock of KTTC — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:35:42 +0000

Good news! Randy Brock of the KTTC Weatherteam here. I do not concur with my esteemed colleagues inaccurate predictions of the forthcoming meterological conditions. I only predicted 3-4″ of snow for last night. In no way could there possibly have been 5″ of snowfall. That is unprofessional and ludicrous and inaccurate and totally insane. Furthermore I win, because I work in Rochester, MN (former #1 City in the country!). Feel my Thunderhead, Keith Marler!

By: Kevin s,

Kevin s, — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:25:40 +0000

I heard Keith Marler makes his kids drown their own pets to save on veterinary fees.

By: peter

peter — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:13:09 +0000

No, but she found out pretty quick.

By: Uosdwis R. Jawoh

Uosdwis R. Jawoh — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:01:48 +0000

Did Bridgette know this when she married you?

By: peter

peter — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:56:41 +0000

The loin/groin area has long been a passion of mine.

By: Uosdwis R. Jawoh

Uosdwis R. Jawoh — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:33:45 +0000

You’re really into the loin/groin area recently, huh?

By: peter

peter — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:12:15 +0000

I like to go with what feels right at the moment, Ted.

By: Ted

Ted — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:05:30 +0000

I think you need to work on setting boundaries with your weather men Peter.

By: scott

scott — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:36:42 +0000

Peter with the Marler hat trick!

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:16:23 +0000

Yikes!