Last night a friend of me asked what was up the all the potshots I’d been taking at Barack Obama on my blog. I told her she was overreacting, and that my comment about wanting to mail him a used Band-Aid hardly amounted to an attack.
Upon reflection, however, I began to wonder if she was right? Have I been enjoying my ability to deliver barbs to the previously unassailable Obama so much that I somehow betrayed my objectivity?
Therefore, in the interests of equal opportunity ripping, I offer up the following thoughts:
As a candidate, Hillary Clinton about as inspiring as Bob Dole, only without his experience or wit. Instead of his gruff mumblings, Clinton has her absolutely unconvincing, wide-eyed Bambi smile.
Meanwhile, John McCain has the jowels of Don Corleone, the temperment of a dalmatian, and all the physical grace and fluidity of C-3PO.
There, are you all happy now?