Easiest Post Ever

Last night a friend of me asked what was up the all the potshots I’d been taking at Barack Obama on my blog. I told her she was overreacting, and that my comment about wanting to mail him a used Band-Aid hardly amounted to an attack.

Upon reflection, however, I began to wonder if she was right? Have I been enjoying my ability to deliver barbs to the previously unassailable Obama so much that I somehow betrayed my objectivity?

Therefore, in the interests of equal opportunity ripping, I offer up the following thoughts:

As a candidate, Hillary Clinton about as inspiring as Bob Dole, only without his experience or wit. Instead of his gruff mumblings, Clinton has her absolutely unconvincing, wide-eyed Bambi smile.


Meanwhile, John McCain has the jowels of Don Corleone, the temperment of a dalmatian, and all the physical grace and fluidity of C-3PO.


There, are you all happy now?

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9 Responses to Easiest Post Ever

  1. kevin s. says:

    Not particularly.

  2. peter says:

    Sorry man.

    The C-3PO comment goes for you too, by the way.

  3. Uosdwis R. Jawoh says:

    What about Ron Paul?
    He’s still in, right?

  4. kevin s. says:

    “The C-3PO comment goes for you too, by the way.”

    Bite me, Chewbacca.

  5. Sarah says:

    I’d like to see Obama as Vader and McCain as Obi Wan and have them duel with lightsabers.
    McCain might win.

    As for Hillary- she can stay chained to Jabba the Hut.

  6. tim hopps says:

    and why would Obama be Darth Vader, Sarah? because he’s black?? why would John McCain be Obi Wan? because he’s old?? that’s the kind of bigotry that forever keeps this country divided!! i’m ashamed!! i’m outraged!!!

    i’m kidding.

  7. Sarah says:

    I figured Obama would be Vader because he’s calmer and wants one harmonious system (the empire)

    McCain as Obi-wan because although he’s old, once in awhile he might have an intelligent thing to say but will ultimately lose to Vader in the duel.

    -but may come back even more powerful in the long run.

    Thanks for pointing out my bigotry. :)

    I would also like to see Paul Reubens introduced as Yoda.
    Ron Paul can be Bobba Fett.

    As for Huckabee- he’s Bantha Fodder.

  8. Ted says:

    And Peter can be a Key Grip.

  9. kevin s. says:

    I think Peter would make a fine key grip.

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