Monthly Archives: March 2008

An Idle Threat

Posted on 3/6/2008 by peter

Actual conversation as Bridgette dropped me off at work this morning. Bridgette: Bye honey. Have a good day! Me: I will. Don’t cheat on me today. Bridgette: I won’t. Don’t cheat on me, either! Me: Fine. Ah, fidelity. This message … Continue reading →

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Shovel Passing Into Retirement

Posted on 3/4/2008 by peter

Brett Favre has retired. His final pass in the NFL? An overtime toss to Giants cornerback Corey Webster dooming the Packers to another ignoble playoff defeat at Lambeau. Off in the morning distance, muffled shotgun blasts echo across the Wisconsin … Continue reading →

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Awesomeness: Snake Eats Dog

Posted on 3/3/2008 by peter

Ah, comedy. Snake Eats Family Dog As Kids Watch BRISBANE, Australia (AP) — A 16-foot python stalked a family dog for days before swallowing the pet whole in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics, animal experts said Wednesday. … Continue reading →

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