What is it about Sharpies that I love so much?
I have several hundred Sharpies hoarded away in my desk drawer, and dozens more stored at my desk at home and the Rock TV office. Why do I do this? If I began labeling kilometer-high spindles of blank CDs now, would it even be possible to run out of my stockpiled Sharpies before my intestines burst forth from extreme fecal blockage?
Am I like the rabbit lady, but with Sharpies?
I collect them in all the colors of our visible spectrum (and now even the new infrared Sharpies). I love them, I need them, and I fear their loss more than anything in the world. If some person – say Hillary Clinton – took my Sharpies away, I believe I would be forced to scream in her ear as loud as I could or maybe even mutilate her.
How else can I put it? I’m a nut for Sharpies.
Do you want to borrow one of my Sharpies? A blue one, perhaps? Well, you can’t. I need all of them. Go buy your own and never ask me a question like that again, unless you feel like having your face spit at.
I’d like to conclude this post by noting with satisfaction that my priorities are completely in order.
You should use your sharpies to graffiti your friends…..thereby marking your territory.
Oh, Peter has a different, more traditional way of marking his territory…
Alright. You got me. I actually Googled “Infrared Sharpie”.
The JLP was the only thing that came up.
I did find out, however, that you can order personalized Sharpies!
So, I know what I’m getting you for your birthday!
Another cat?
There is a new Sharpie that as you right with it, emits a high pitched whistle over able to be heard by dogs and bees. It is fatal to bees.
No, Ted.
Two more cats.
Oh, and one dead, frozen one.
I believe that Bridgette would secretly enjoy being given two more cats.
Have you been corrupting the minds of 8-year olds in Colorado?
http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=89333
this post is JLP at its finest. it reminds me of the Pepsi Meltdown one, which was my previous favorite. A+
also an A+ to gary for the link to that hilarious story which pairs perfectly with today’s blog.
and don’t disagree with me, unless you feel like having your face spit at.
Peter,
Sweet, then I only have to find one more. And a dead one.
What, you don’t already have one in the freezer?
Weirdo.
Of course, but that one’s mine. I need to find another.
I can help. My neighbor’s cat is getting on my last nerve. Wait! I mean, I can get you a dead cat no questions asked and in an entirely legal fashion.
Hello everyone, you must write on your wife/husband with sharpies. You should write, “I must not tell lies” on the right butt, and “Kick me” on the left butt. You must write a 100 sentence summary on his/her back about Harry Potter. That’s all. If you do, take the picture, then send me an e-mail (jonah.musto@comcast.net) with the picture and your award is clubhouse mini-golf regestion code.
I meant, write on a butt with the sharpies marker, and write on the back of the body with sharpies marker.
BUY ME A WII OR I’LL CALL 911
I’m calling 911
I’ll Kill you if you disobey me.
I’ll Kill you if you disobey me.
I am going to kill you. I am going to murder you.
I am going to kill you. I am going to murder you.
ASSHOLE