I have an ear infection!
My ear has been pounding for three days. It feels like my eardrum is about to burst, spraying sinus fluid and brain tissue against the wall!
The lady looked in my ear! She gave me antibiotics!
I do not wish this pain on any of you – I would welcome the sweet, silent embrace of death in exchange for a moment of relief!
The lady did not give me a sucker!
My ear hurts!
I want a Snickers!
This post was written by Peter after mixing heavy doses of medication.