The Fluid

I started taking antibiotics for my ear infection on Tuesday, and it appears my ear is healing well. How do I know my ear is healing well, you ask? Because fluid is draining out of it!

I think we can all agree that there’s nothing disconcerting at all about the feeling of warm, thick discharge dripping from one’s ear. As a matter of fact, I’ve just described a picture of robust health!

Yes, I’m perfectly happy with this turn of events. Trust me when I tell you that nothing brings me more satisfaction than wiping slimy, pale yellow secretions out of my ear with a tissue while teaching a class. I’ve also begun saving these tissues so I can squeeze out the discharge as added flavoring on my cereal.

If only Santor Klaus would leave a leather pouch of his putrid ear drainings in my stocking every year!

Happy ear fluid day, everyone!

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3 Responses to The Fluid

  1. scott says:

    you should bottle up the ear drippings and sell them on ebay!

  2. Thom says:

    It’s the fact that blood keep pouring out of my eyes that has me nervous.

  3. tim hopps says:

    ick ick ick

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