I started taking antibiotics for my ear infection on Tuesday, and it appears my ear is healing well. How do I know my ear is healing well, you ask? Because fluid is draining out of it!
I think we can all agree that there’s nothing disconcerting at all about the feeling of warm, thick discharge dripping from one’s ear. As a matter of fact, I’ve just described a picture of robust health!
Yes, I’m perfectly happy with this turn of events. Trust me when I tell you that nothing brings me more satisfaction than wiping slimy, pale yellow secretions out of my ear with a tissue while teaching a class. I’ve also begun saving these tissues so I can squeeze out the discharge as added flavoring on my cereal.
If only Santor Klaus would leave a leather pouch of his putrid ear drainings in my stocking every year!
Happy ear fluid day, everyone!
you should bottle up the ear drippings and sell them on ebay!
It’s the fact that blood keep pouring out of my eyes that has me nervous.
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