Monthly Archives: April 2008

The Snowbeating

CHILD: Father, why is it snowing? BRUCE: My child, what you are witnessing is not merely snowflakes, they are poetry embodied. They are the end result of a cosmic ballet between the infinite and the infernal. CHILD: But father, it … Continue reading

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Sharpies

What is it about Sharpies that I love so much? I have several hundred Sharpies hoarded away in my desk drawer, and dozens more stored at my desk at home and the Rock TV office. Why do I do this? … Continue reading

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The Food Court Guardian

The other night, Bridgette and I swung by the Northtown Mall to go kiosk shopping, and it was impossible to miss this picture, hung outside the food court “enticing” people to enter. Look at him. Don’t read these words, instead … Continue reading

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Imagine: The Pop-Up Video

Here’s an odd little morsel for you on my normal day off – an old Rock TV! This is from 1999, way before my time in the ministry. I don’t have a lot to say about it, but I’d like … Continue reading

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Thoughts from Rickman

Howdy folks, I’m actor Alan Rickman. Peter asked me to guest blog for him today. I told him that I have very little experience in blogging, but that I’d do my best. He was very encouraging and said that he … Continue reading

Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings | 19 Comments