Moistened Tidings

Geez, you guys, it’s all cool and moist outside! What’s up with that? Why is it so cool and moist, you guys? Seriously, why?

It’s like the clammy palms of a job applicant!

It’s like the fogged up window of an old school bus filled with cats as it slowly sinks to the bottom of a lake!

It’s like the sweaty, puckered skin of a goblin’s anus!

It’s like the steamy bleatings of a goat on a late summer’s eve!

It’s like those skin care commercials where the ladies splash their faces in slow motion and wear white tank tops!

It’s like the morning dew collecting on the late Walter Matthau!

This weather is just terrible. We should make somebody french kiss an animal to make our point to the American public.

I nominate Thom.

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3 Responses to Moistened Tidings

  1. Sarah says:

    I love that our company decided to have our annual outdoor BBQ today.

    Good thing school orientation will get me out of that.

  2. Thom says:

    I’m in.

  3. Roger says:

    “It’s like the fogged up window of an old school bus filled with cats as it slowly sinks to the bottom of a lake!”

    Yet another amazing JLP simile.

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