Adam used to write haiku on Fridays, but now he has a lady friend who seems to have sapped his blogging essence. In his absence, I present you these haiku on this lazy Friday morning…
One time I asked God,
“Am I greater than the Twins?”
“The Twins suck,” He said.
The car exploded.
All the little children scream.
The children explode.
Oh, scoliosis
Embarassing, but harmless
Alas, I am crook’d.
“Now Biff, don’t con me.”
“Oh…oh my God, they found me…”
“Run for it, Marty!”
Three, three, six, seven:
My fantastic code number.
Oh boy, I’m a slave!
He tied me up tight
And threw me in the closet.
What will happen next?
Tim bought a new rake.
Foolishly, he throws it far.
It lands through Bob’s face.
Used to write haiku.
Used to do it every Friday.
But it gets old fast.
Loved the Back to the Future reference!
Alas I have no haikus to present.
Adam Once Hiaku
Used to do it every Friday
but Now Adam Sucks
That might not be a Hiaku
I don’t really know the form
It appears that I suck more
Pushing and pushing
Then squeezing and more squeezing
Then kerplop a poop
Good work, Delmon!