Current Events Recap

Have you guys been following current events lately?

Earthquakes in Myanmar, shark attacks in Oklahoma, and delegate-rape in Michigan! My, what a world we live in!

Reverend Wright? More like Reverend Wrong! :) :) ;) (P.S. I didn’t think of that on my own, I heard somebody else say it and I thought it was “Wright” on!)

(P.P.S. I did think of the “Wright on” thing myself, though!)

Normally I don’t read the A section of the newspaper. I prefer sticking with The Family Circus. Sometimes all the headlines these days are enough to make your head spin! Chinese-funded atrocities in Sudan? No thank you! I’d rather follow the route of little Jeffy’s mischief! He gets around more than shi’ite Iraqi militia leader Muqtada al-Sadr!

He's a grown-up Jeffy!

Seriously though, I think we should kill him and end that nonsense over there. I am opposed to the war these days, because I don’t like it.

You know what else I don’t like? Fiddle Faddle. It just doesn’t taste good to me.

Yuck!

And that’s the news from my “straight talk express”!

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4 Responses to Current Events Recap

  1. Roger says:

    I’d like to see Jeffy in the hat and beard.

  2. Thom says:

    I would go on about how Bush made America look weak by not going nuclear and not going all Hiroshima on Iraq back in 2003…but I am sure you are tired of that one from numerous editing sessions. Barack Obama in 08!!!!!!

  3. BD says:

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  4. Peter says:

    try “/page/2/” – I don’t know why, but it works.

    And the chocolate animal crackers are just something you’re going to have to deal with.

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