Monthly Archives: May 2008

First Ship Out Video

Posted on 5/20/2008 by peter

Bridgette and I recently engorged ourselves on an opulent pasta-feast at the home of my old friend Adam Betker and his wife. Once the unpleasantries were concluded we retired to the living room and nestled comfortably into their overstuffed sofa. … Continue reading →

Posted in Sincerity | 3 Comments

Everything is Wrong Now

Posted on 5/16/2008 by peter

Yesterday, my brother-in-law Matthew sent me a link to manbabies.com. I encourage you to visit their site as well, as it is loaded some some of the most hilarious, hypnotically pointless images I’ve come across in a long, long while.

Posted in Raves | 3 Comments

Now There’s Only Love in the Dark

Posted on 5/15/2008 by peter

Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming ’round. Turn around, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears. Turn around. Every … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Meh | 7 Comments

An Interview With Laliberte

Posted on 5/12/2008 by peter

Do you remember Mark Laliberte, the bronzed god of a man who chased down and physically subdued a St. Paul ne’er-do-well a couple weeks back, thus earning our eternal adoration and esteem? Well, after I posted about him, my friend … Continue reading →

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A Haiku Renaissance

Posted on 5/9/2008 by peter

Adam used to write haiku on Fridays, but now he has a lady friend who seems to have sapped his blogging essence. In his absence, I present you these haiku on this lazy Friday morning… One time I asked God, … Continue reading →

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The Leap

Posted on 5/8/2008 by peter

Do you guys remember Quantum Leap? Do you remember how Dr. Sam Beckett, pressured to prove his time-travel theories or lose funding, entered The Accelerator, and vanished? Do you remember how each week, he “leaped” into the body of somebody … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 3 Comments