Look everybody, it’s Chim-Chim the Panda Bear!
Chim-Chim loves bamboo, and he loves you, too!
With the polar ice caps melting, Chim-Chim’s natural habitat is slowly disappearing! If you loved Chim-Chim, you would rectify this at once by voting for Barack Obama (D-IL).
Now let’s meet Chim-Chim’s best friend: Peaches, the friendly Polar Bear!
Peaches loves getting into mischief! He also loves the taste of a fresh, steaming seal carcass!
Chim-Chim and Peaches are friends with each other. A while back Peaches sought to define their relationship as something romantic. Chim-Chim politely declined this offer, vaguely citing God’s will.
If Chim-Chim had a baby with Peaches, the resulting offspring would be an affront to God himself!
After Chim-Chim’s rejection, Peaches stopped coming to church.
Say goodbye to all the people, Chim-Chim!
that’s why i’m voting for McCain!
What I like most about Obama is that he will make everything better by being black. Also, that panda is kinda black. Hell, I’ll vote for him too. Is there anything else black that I can vote for.
you could vote for AC/DC’s “Back in Black” as the best hard-rockin’ record of the 1980′s. or as Best Comeback album for that matter, since it was the first album recorded with lead vocalist Brian Johnson after the untimely death of their original singer, the beloved Bon Scott.
or perhaps you could vote for the Black Plague as Best Disease. a close runner-up might be Black Lung Disease.
maybe black licorice as Worst Candy ever invented?
I like Tim’s idea, but have to disagree about the black licorice and say it’s one of the BEST candies ever invented.
What about the “Black Hole of Calcutta”? There’s something historical to vote for.