An actual conversation while getting ready for work this morning…
WIFE: Do you hear that overhead fan? That hum is really annoying.
ME: Yeah, I hear it.
WIFE: Is there a way to fix it?
ME: No, but check this out. *begins to hum a harmony tone along with the fan*
ME: You should hum the third part. Here, like this. *hums the third part harmony*
WIFE: It’s too high for me.
ME: Fine, but I’m blogging about this.
You’d think that after everything we’ve been through over the past few days, Bridgette could find it in her heart to sing three part harmony along with me and the kitchen fan, but I guess not. Marriage isn’t like in the movies, folks.