Monthly Archives: June 2008

Fun With Foreclosures

Bridgette and I own a home in North Minneapolis. If you’re unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, North Minneapolis is the unwashed butthole of our greater metropolitan area. When explaining where I live, I often find myself going to great lengths … Continue reading

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Taco John’s Ruminations

Have you guys ever tried Potato Olés® from Taco John’s? Holy crap you guys. Seriously, holy crap. These tender, crispy, grease-flaked potato-cakes summon heretofore unknown quantities of passion and longing from the depths of my soul. I love my wife, … Continue reading

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My Hot Night (Not What It Sounds Like)

This morning, my eyes are bleary and my consciousness is nominal due to an extreme lack of sleep. It would be great if I could truthfully credit this state to a night of debauched gasoline-huffing or an adrenalized Uno tournament … Continue reading

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