Comments on: Extra-Bonus Burglary Bits

By: Ted

Ted — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:28:18 +0000

Is the insurance company going to pay for your vast assortment of oversized t-shirts and do-rags that got pinched?

By: Ted

Ted — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:51:51 +0000

I get all my language tutoring from the blog entitled Kevin Was Here. And Turkish.

By: Mizzad Libs

Mizzad Libs — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:44:26 +0000

“Its like a warm glass of shut the H— UP! from the Minneapolis Police Department or as I like to call them the understaffed and unabitious roaving comedy troop sans the laughs.”

What is your first language, dude?

By: Ted

Ted — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:40:30 +0000

Did they think to dust the tape that was inserted into the stereo for prints? I have to think they would have handled that. Nice to know that they will be back on the streets though. Its like a warm glass of shut the H— UP! from the Minneapolis Police Department or as I like to call them the understaffed and unabitious roaving comedy troop sans the laughs. Its a long name but I got the time.

By: Mizzad Libs

Mizzad Libs — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:01:04 +0000

One day MY BIZZATCH woke up with a splitting M—– F—–. My BIZZATCH wondered what the F—– could be.

MY BIZZATCH tried everything, S—, PIMPS AND HUSTLAZ, and even POOTIE TANG, but nothing would make the M—– F—– go away.

MY BIZZATCH made an appointment with SOME SPOOK, who told him he had a bad case of SCHLIZZMALTLIKKA. SOME SPOOK advised MY BIZZATCH to GO F— HIMSELF, so he went to the GANGSTA’ to BLAST A CAP some FRIED CHICKEN.

After taking the FRIED CHICKEN, MY BIZZATCH felt much FUGLIER. But he HUBCAPS hurried home to go F—.

After all, MY BIZZATCH had to PIMP in two hours!

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:57:43 +0000

Did they dust the cd for prints?

By: 15 Year Old Thief

15 Year Old Thief — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:05:09 +0000

Adverb? Ain’t he in Fiddy’s posse?

By: peter

peter — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:04:33 +0000

Baby Jesus is most definitely overrated. His Baby Jesus nickname is itself a play on the fact that he is above all criticism in this market. I’m glad he’s on my team, though.

By: scott

scott — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:00:50 +0000

just so you know, i have Baby Jesus on my fantasy team this year, and he’s a little overrated. sure, he is a great hitter, but seriously, could he maybe get some more ribbies?

By: Geof F. Morris

Geof F. Morris — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:00:21 +0000

Peter:

You need to upgrade from Bonedust to one of two items:

1. A chainsaw you attach to your right arm after you chop the hand off, having handled the Necromonicon.

2. A boomstick. “The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?”

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:43:15 +0000

Never having been to your house I couldn’t provide any stilted conversations about its differences or upgrades.

One thing my family used to do in my grandma’s sunroom in the winter was shut the door to the house and see how cold it could get in there while we played cards before people started to lose feeling in their extremities.

We’ve also done this with wood burning stoves and who could bould the hootest fire in their house…. having a stove that turns completely red is not a very good thing.
Our family’s very competitive and we are in no way strange because of that…..so I tell myself.

Glad to hear things are looking up for you guys.

By: Roger

Roger — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:43:36 +0000

The bat named Bonedust is awesome. Maybe it could be part of our stilted conversation.

OK. Maybe not.

How about that weather, huh? Whew!