Monthly Archives: July 2008

The Results of Reading Too Many Civil War-Era Letters

My Dearest Richard- As I type this, the morning rain falls lightly on my sunroom awning, like a dwarf tossed from a blimp. The metallic percussion delights my ears, but has proven a fright to my cat Ben Franklin, who … Continue reading

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The Fence

I am a man, mightier than any since Cain smote his brother! This weekend, I built a fence for our backyard. It is a white picket PVC fence that would cause Tom Sawyer to defile himself with its beauty. Behold! … Continue reading

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Extra-Bonus Burglary Bits

A few weeks on, here’s a rundown of where we’re standing with the problems related to the break-in of our house by reckless teens: It appears the people who broke into our house and stole our car, having been witnessed … Continue reading

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Rock TV’s YouTube Flare-Up

About a year ago, Rock TV finished a video called America’s Next Top Pastor. As our videos go, it was a decently successful satire on some of the issues in the American church today, particularly regarding people’s expectations of their … Continue reading

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The Heart

While our car remains out of commission (more on that tomorrow), Bridgette and I continue to enjoy the cozy, golden confines of our rental 2008 Hyundai Elantra. With its beige interior serving as our moral and ethical center, the car … Continue reading

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The Ladder Theory

In 2006, my close friend Adam posted his Christianized version of the Ladder Theory here. Since then, his old blog’s server has flitted in and out of commission, so I am re-posting his very important work here on my blog, … Continue reading

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