Monthly Archives: September 2008


Last night as I was grading exams, I came across this wonderful illustration: Look at it. It’s me. I’m all there. The carefully unkempt hair, the sour pucker of disdain, the trapezoidal eyeglasses, and the eyes closed in contemplation of … Continue reading

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A Puppy Monologue

Look, what an adorable puppy! His eyes sparkle with mischief and his fur is as white as a divorcee’s wedding dress! He has made my dreams come true! Come here, puppy. I will name you Marigold, and you will live … Continue reading

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Making Lemonade

My friends, in this life, some days are better than others. In the case of Bridgette and I, Thursday through Monday more or less reeked of fetid goat drippings. Life has a funny way of rebounding, though. Little, unexpected blessings … Continue reading

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A Glimpse Into My Subconscious

My friends, let me share something of the utmost importance with you: He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, the world’s smallest man, sits on the lap of Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar … Continue reading

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The Sad Party

Over the weekend, Bridgette and I attended the birthday party of our friend Dylan. For those of you who don’t know him, Dylan is a friendly, talkative guy with an odd habit of throwing his body to the ground when … Continue reading

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The Jack Von Trousner Show

Come, my sheep, and dip your craven bodies in the warm smoothness of a new Rock TV! This video was a not-too-subtle take on a television program you might have seen called Jack Van Impe Presents, where one can learn … Continue reading

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