Monthly Archives: September 2008

Ernest is Back!

Posted on 9/11/2008 by peter

Have you guys heard the good news? The “Ernest” movies are coming back in 2009! Turns out that the role made famous by Jim Varney will be reprised by none other than Steve Guttenberg! Up first in February, 2009: “Ernest … Continue reading →

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A Toast to Caribou

Posted on 9/9/2008 by peter

I’m drinking a warm, frothy mocha from Caribou Coffee this morning. The experience of drinking a beverage of this sort is near sublime. The sweet brown moistness from the sacred plastic lid clings to my upper lip as I inhale … Continue reading →

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A New Car! *cue “The Price is Right” theme*

Posted on 9/8/2008 by peter

As a second vehicle, Bridgette and I own a 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee. It is bright red, with leather seats and a sunroof, and it literally gets about 4 miles a gallon. The A/C is broken and the transmission is … Continue reading →

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Palinproof

Posted on 9/3/2008 by peter

Did you guys hear that Sarah Palin impregnated her 17 year-old daughter? Did you know that she did this on orders from John McSame? Did you know that she gave birth to a child with Downs Syndrome and then compounded … Continue reading →

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Look at This!

Posted on 9/2/2008 by peter

Look at me! I am an anarchist protester! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Question the system! Down with the fascists! I DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF FASCISM!!!! Now I am slashing tires of police and news vehicles! UNDERSTAND MY POINT!! I am … Continue reading →

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