Monthly Archives: November 2008

Drivethrough Tunes

This morning, Bridgette and I were at the McDonalds drive-through to get some iced coffees when I heard something that prompted me to switch off the radio in our car. The McDonalds external P.A. was blaring “Rico Suave” by Gerardo. … Continue reading

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I’m Going to Party Camp!

Hey man, where you going? I know where I’m going. That’s right, I’m going to Party Camp! When I say I’m going to Party Camp, I am of course referring to the blockbuster 1987 film starring Andrew Ross as Jerry … Continue reading

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Another Brownie Meltdown

Somebody brought brownies into the workroom this morning! Hooray! Give the brownies to me! I will eat them! Yum. These brownies are delicious! They taste like chocolate and my father’s kind reassurances! Now I am taking the entire pan of … Continue reading

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Graeters & You

While attending the recent wedding of local ne’er-do-wells Tami & Allen, I was introduced to a product so glorious, so sacrosanct, it was an affront to Barack Obama himself. Graeters Ice Cream. Churned from the breastmilk of angels (so as … Continue reading

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Ice Cream Meanderings

Mmmmm! This ice cream is good! It tastes like chocolate! I certainly enjoy this ice cream that I am eating! Just kidding. I don’t actually have any ice cream. I was lying to you. That’s how we roll around here … Continue reading

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Hey, you made it! Come on in! Let’s party! *”Brick House” by the Commodores begins to play* It’s awesome that you’re here, my friend. I’ve got it all set up for an awesome time – nachos on the table, beers … Continue reading

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