Come, and gaze longingly into the shameful inner sanctum of my household:
In this video, our cat Mona yearningly licks Ben Franklin again and again in hopes that he might reciprocate with some sort of affection. Of course, Franklin does not. Instead, he stares dispassionately into the camera lens, waiting for his next feeding to arrive.
This exchange is not unlike how the real Ben Franklin managed himself whilst serving as America’s ambassador to France.
In case you were wondering, Franklin’s response disturbingly mirrors my wife’s reaction to my nightly advances. Singles, be assured that the marriage experience lies somewhere between this video of my fat, lazy cats licking each other, and the opening four minutes of any episode of “Everybody Loves Raymond”.
Wow! That is so insanely depressing!
And now you know why Peter was chosen to lead a couple’s small group.
You mean it’s not like porn?