Party!

Hey, you made it! Come on in!

Let’s party!

*”Brick House” by the Commodores begins to play*

It’s awesome that you’re here, my friend. I’ve got it all set up for an awesome time – nachos on the table, beers in the fridge, and an eager, yet obedient golden retriever in the garage. Party down!

Can I get you a beer? Iced tea? Soda pop? Lemon water? Tap water? Anything you want, it’s yours. Tonight, we party like we’re kings! Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

How do you want to get this party started? Should we play some Crazy Eights? Talk about our work friends that aren’t here yet? I’m up for anything – I’m stoked!

Hey, I’ve got just the thing. You go to the stove and grab the buffalo wings I’m keeping warm, and I’ll be right back.

All right, man. Grab a seat on the couch. I’ve got a movie that will blow your mind! It’s got party written all over it. It’s called Mississippi Burning. It’s still in the shrink wrap – I’ve never watched it!

You ready to have a good time? Here we go – we got some wings, some brews, some good times, and we’re about to watch Mississippi Burning!

Here, I’ll turn on the disco ball while we watch to keep the mood flowing. Check it out man. What a choice vibe.

Here we go!

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6 Responses to Party!

  1. tim hopps says:

    dummy. anyone knows River’s Edge is the ultimate party movie.

  2. Guy Incognito says:

    Or Equinox…

  3. tim hopps says:

    I JUST FIGURED OUT WHO GUY INCOGNITO IS!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Guy Incognito says:

    Coincidentally, I just figured out who Tim Hopps is!

  5. Thom says:

    I was surprised to discover Tim Hopps is actually Mel Gibson. Did that surprise you, Guy?

  6. Guy Incognito says:

    No. I suspected it all along.

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