Mmmmm! This ice cream is good! It tastes like chocolate!
I certainly enjoy this ice cream that I am eating!
Just kidding. I don’t actually have any ice cream. I was lying to you. That’s how we roll around here at the John Larroquette Project.
This blog serves as a handy vehicle to spread my fountain of lies. Whether I’m lying about my love of cereal or cat-ownership, most of the stuff you read here is not even close to true. I’m like Michael Corleone from the Godfather, only less cunning and more obsessed with animal hoarding. (I guess in this way I’m more like Fredo Corleone).
At any rate, I hope that each and every one of you has a wonderful day.
(Am I lying when I say that?)
The answer is yes, I was lying. I am heaping psychic sorrow upon all of you at this moment with these very words.
Seriously though, I’m indifferent to most of you.