Ice Cream Meanderings

Mmmmm! This ice cream is good! It tastes like chocolate!

I certainly enjoy this ice cream that I am eating!

Just kidding. I don’t actually have any ice cream. I was lying to you. That’s how we roll around here at the John Larroquette Project.

This blog serves as a handy vehicle to spread my fountain of lies. Whether I’m lying about my love of cereal or cat-ownership, most of the stuff you read here is not even close to true. I’m like Michael Corleone from the Godfather, only less cunning and more obsessed with animal hoarding. (I guess in this way I’m more like Fredo Corleone).

At any rate, I hope that each and every one of you has a wonderful day.

(Am I lying when I say that?)

The answer is yes, I was lying. I am heaping psychic sorrow upon all of you at this moment with these very words.

Lying again!

Seriously though, I’m indifferent to most of you.

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5 Responses to Ice Cream Meanderings

  1. tim hopps says:

    obviously it’s likewise judging from the number of comments today…

  2. tim hopps says:

    you unknowingly found the name for our trio:

    Psychic Psorrow

  3. Allen says:

    Speaking of Ice Cream, One thing you cannot lie about is the deliciousness of the Graeters Ice Cream that was had at my wedding up in Two Harbors! It is the Pure Ice Cream of TRUTH. Everything Ice Cream Should be and nothing it’s not. I’m kinda disappointed that it has not made the blog. Don’t you Long for the Truthy goodness of Graeters? Would you leave your wife for it? Or would she leave you for it??? What flavor would it have to be and how much?

  4. Roger says:

    A marriage consummated in Graeters is blasphemy to the true church. Ben & Jerry’s is the way, the truth, and lite.

  5. peter says:

    Truly I tell you, I will have blogged about Graeters Ice Cream before the rooster crows.

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