This morning, Bridgette and I were at the McDonalds drive-through to get some iced coffees when I heard something that prompted me to switch off the radio in our car.
The McDonalds external P.A. was blaring “Rico Suave” by Gerardo.
Long story short, I ordered 8 extra Bacon, Egg, & Cheese Biscuits to demonstrate my appreciation for their tasteful music selection.
I would like to conclude with this message from me to you from the lyrics of Gerardo’s timeless song:
So again don’t let my [blog] mislead you
I don’t love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie?
Take a piece of your pie and say bye?
Or be honest and rub your thighs?

“Would you rather have me lie?”
Given your posited alternative, absolutely.
It looks like Gerardo is wearing children’s pajamas on his head.
It is clearly a pirate costume. He forgot the eye patch though.
he looks so youthful and strong in that photo. he’s probably now working in a Cuban restaurant near South Beach. how the mighty can fall.
Actually, he changed his name and had a choice job in the Bush cabinet. But the hip hop lifestyle took its toll…we now know him as Alberto Gonzales.
Geez Thom, That’s just racisit.
Maybe the next blog we can all respond in black face. I bet you’d like that!!! bigot
Pepe, black face is cool! haven’t you ever seen the movie Soul Man with the great C Thomas Howell?
It’s not racist if you are mocking a Republican.