Happy holidays, my friends!
Here, enjoy this plump, succulent dumpling! It’s on me!
Yikes. That don’t look too good, does it?
Well, maybe you don’t have to actually eat it. How about you just run your fingers through it for a while? It’ll help rev up the holiday spirit!
Not interested? Well you know what? You’re a real prick.
Thanks to you, I hate Christmas now. How does that make you feel?
The truth is not in me.