A Dumpling Meltdown

Happy holidays, my friends!

Here, enjoy this plump, succulent dumpling! It’s on me!

Yikes. That don’t look too good, does it?

Well, maybe you don’t have to actually eat it. How about you just run your fingers through it for a while? It’ll help rev up the holiday spirit!

Not interested? Well you know what? You’re a real prick.

Thanks to you, I hate Christmas now. How does that make you feel?

The truth is not in me.

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2 Responses to A Dumpling Meltdown

  1. Mike says:

    Looks like Dim Sum…

  2. kevin s. says:

    I don’t understand. Did you go out for dim sum? If you did, and you ordered a rice dumpling, what did you think you would get? If you didn’t, was this really the ugliest food picture you could find?

    You do realize that this is what the inside of a pork egg roll looks like, right?

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