Monthly Archives: December 2008

Hot Rod!

Posted on 12/11/2008 by peter

Howdy folks, beloved Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich here. As you are probably unaware of, there’s been a lot of talk surrounding me lately. I’m here to clear the air and set the record straight. People on the street keep coming … Continue reading →

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Significant Developments

Posted on 12/9/2008 by peter

In the midst of our hellishly snow-sodden 3-hour odyssey home last night, the following exchange punctuated an extended period of silence. WIFE: Well, if you think about it, this could be worse. ME: How’s that? WIFE: We could have really … Continue reading →

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Secret Santa

Posted on 12/8/2008 by peter

Uh-oh! Turns out I’m your Secret Santa this year! Looks like you-know-who is going to be getting something a little zany for Christmas this year from yours truly! Are you ready? Are you ready for this? You’re going to blast … Continue reading →

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Feral Fun!

Posted on 12/4/2008 by peter

Today, the JLP salutes all things feral! Man, look at that feral dog! He’s gone and killed another dog! He’s done gonna eat some other dog! Look out though, or he’s gonna gitcha! Go on, you feral dog! Scoot! Man, … Continue reading →

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Franklinbot

Posted on 12/2/2008 by peter

As a gift to my wife, who loves the holiday season nearly as much as she loves our ample and ambivalent cats, I decided to have our cat Ben Franklin upgraded. As you can see by this picture, he is … Continue reading →

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The Magical Morris Snowfall

Posted on 12/1/2008 by peter

A magical snowfall fell upon the Twin Cities on Saturday night. I don’t mean it was beautiful, either. It wasn’t. It was about as beautiful at John Ratzenberger’s dirty underwear pile. No, the snowfall was magical because somehow it resulted … Continue reading →

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