Okay, so I blew it on my last post, okay? Are you happy now?

I went on and on about how I had briefly misplaced my wedding ring, and a couple times referenced my empty right ring finger. I now understand that I wear my ring on my left hand. I could have tried to save face with an implausable explaination involving my following European customs, but I won’t do that. I blew it. I don’t know how I made such a dumb mistake, but I blew it.

Thanks to my wife and Roger for publicly embarassing me. Nothing like a piping hot scoop of scorn from the Crock Pot of Shame® to start my week off.

Now I’m in a sour mood. Everything was awesome until yesterday.

I think I’m racist now.