Don’t look now, but the Timberwolves have won four straight!
Last night, in a battle for the ages, the Wolves defeated the Oklahoma City Dandelions 129-87. A crowd of nearly 4,000 roared lustily as Kevin Love grabbed scrappy rebounds like a bum smelling chicken.
The Timberwolves are now proud owners of a record featuring a double-digit wins, and are only 14 games out of first with 47 games to play! How do you like us now, Brandon Roy?
I hope the parade route goes near my house. I want to throw a bouquet of roses to Mark Madsen and have him dive uncontrollably out of his convertable to retrieve it only to have his skull crushed by a garbage truck.
Go T-Wolves!
What exactly is McHale trying to teach love… how to poop a poltergeist?
“so when Danny called and asked if i wanted to send KG to the Celtics, i said ‘sure man, anything for an old teammate, even if you came off the bench a lot!’ he even sent me Al Jefferson in return, which is a lot more than he sent Seattle for Jesus Shuttlesworth.”
When did we get a Basket Ball team?
“And then I said to KG, ‘Oh yeah? I got your harry fists of furry right here! Bring it on you gangly, overpriced superstar! Who needs ya!’”
WA COMENN! WA COMMEN!