Daily Archives: 2/4/2009

Starburst Ruminations

Now, my friends, let us turn to the issue of Starburst candies. I firstly contend that Starburst are appropriately named. The “burst” is from the blast of succulent fruit juices blasting all over my mouth, covering my tongue in craven … Continue reading

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