Europe Rules

Take my hand, all you children across the world! Join with me as we celebrate diversity!


Let us squeal with delight as we twirl about and dance beneath the shadowless rainbows of eternity! Diversity makes us feel at one with the divine universe, like the morphine-pleasures of old!


Come now, and genuflect before the graven Altar of Diversity®, where all diversity-related wishes come true. If our hearts are pure and our multicultural studies are diverse, our multi-hued foreheads will be anointed by the Inerrant Diversity Masters!

The Diversity Masters have ruled.

Be sure to swiftly and carefully carry out the wise instructions of the Diversity Masters! If you disobey them, your tongue will be cut out and your genitals will be mutilated as a warning to all those who are intolerant!



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5 Responses to Europe Rules

  1. Sarah says:

    I expected David Carradine and Chuck Norris to be diversity masters.

    I’m more of a Masters of the Universe kind of gal anyway.

  2. Guy Incognito says:

    That is David Carradine and Chuck Norris, isn’t it, along with Mario Lopez?

  3. Sarah says:

    I may stand corrected!

  4. Thom says:

    Guy, those are merely celebrity impersonators.

  5. Guy Incognito says:

    Wow. They are REALLY good then.

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