Monthly Archives: February 2009

Take Me to Medieval Times!

Posted on 2/17/2009 by peter

Take me to Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament in Schaumburg, Illinois! I want to see Prince Tristan tenderly reunite with Princess Leonore and gently kiss her maiden lips! I want to see the Royal Falconer and his beguiling birds of … Continue reading →

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Three String Chord!

Posted on 2/16/2009 by peter

Saturday night marked the debut performance of Three String Chord, a new folk-rock trio of myself, Tom Hipps and Craig Larson. Despite our longstanding friendship, shared musical interests, and sweet harmonizing sound, we were unable to come up with any … Continue reading →

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The Car With Dogs in It

Posted on 2/10/2009 by peter

I am so, so facinated and disturbed by these animal hoarding stories, like a JLP post come horribly to life… Police Seize 22 Dogs Found Crammed Inside Station Wagon With Their Owner POTTSBORO, Texas – North Texas authorities seized 22 … Continue reading →

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McDonalds Buttsludge

Posted on 2/10/2009 by peter

Hey guys, you know those McDonalds iced coffees I like so much? Well, it turns out they’re laced with chemical laxatives. Meh. I guess you can’t always get what you want. Maybe desiring a cheap, refreshing beverage that won’t give … Continue reading →

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Estrogen & Me

Posted on 2/8/2009 by peter

On a recent magical Saturday eve, I took my wife to see a film of her choice. You could say that I’m the kindest, most considerate husband ever known to man. If you happened to say that, then I say … Continue reading →

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A Bolshevik Riddle

Posted on 2/5/2009 by peter

Does anybody know what this is? Take a careful look! Search your heart for the answer! It is plain to see that this mustache is finely groomed and immaculately sculpted. (No, this isn’t a picture of Jesus.) Look carefully at … Continue reading →

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