Hey, did you guys notice that I hadn’t updated my blog since Tuesday? Weird, huh? I’ve been busy doing a bunch of stuff.
What stuff, you ask? Gee, I guess I was sorta hoping that you wouldn’t follow up on that. I suppose if you must know, I’ve been thinking about William McKinley a lot.
Seriously you guys, how did he make his eyebrows do that? Did he have a negro chamber servant sculpt them every morning? I bet those eyebrows are the reason he was assassinated by Leon Czolgosz in 1901.
Do you think William McKinley liked cats? I bet he liked tiger cats the most. He probably liked to scratch their bellies and whisper in their ears about annexing the Philippines.
I think if William McKinley were alive today he would like the Star Wars movies. They have good special effects.
Maybe in heaven, William McKinley can spoon with me.
Leon really liked to drink milk.
McKinley frequents my Starbucks. I am sure he spends at least 45 minutes grooming his eyebrows.
probably with ear wax.
Monday. Gloomy, rainy. Left the dome light on in my car last night and my battery was dead this morning.
And no new JLP post.
JLP is the dome-light of my life.