Are you interested in yumtime snuggles and carefree twirls ’round the butterscotch tree?
Do you believe in the magic of rainbow dragons and multicultural gnome whisperings?
Then join us in our populist destruction-riots, celebrating the miracle of short-sightedness!
Together, we can pillage the homes of AIG executives and ravage their neighboring women! We will savagely behead investors upon sight! Then we will go to Dairy Queen and drown our rage in soft-serve ice cream!
Also, we will drive a pike into Tim Geithner’s anus.