Hey gang, Harry Truman here.
You know, everybody likes to remember me for my saying, “the buck stops here”. Well, there’s a lot more to me than just that. I remember when I was escalating the Korean Conflict by invading North Korea in 1950, I said to mysel-
No! NO!
Unhand me! WHY?! ARRGGHGAHGGAHGHHHHHH
*gurgle*
I, Genghis Khan, have beheaded your beloved Tru-Man!
Behold! I hold aloft the dripping head of Tru-Man! All who do not show proper reverence and pay tribute to me shall meet a similar fate! The John Larroquette Project is my dominion! I am Universal Ruler!
I have thrown the Tru-Man’s head upon the pile of my enemies that I shall now urinate on!
Yesssssssssssss! My urine is splashing all over their dead faces! I delight in this atrocity!
Check back later on, guys. I’m going to blog about how much I love coffee.
How are there no comments on this? This one’s up there with your “Now There’s Only Love in the Dark” post. Absolutely brilliant.