Monthly Archives: March 2009

McKinley Musings

Hey, did you guys notice that I hadn’t updated my blog since Tuesday? Weird, huh? I’ve been busy doing a bunch of stuff. What stuff, you ask? Gee, I guess I was sorta hoping that you wouldn’t follow up on … Continue reading

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Bed & Breakfast Advice

This morning, I left the following message in the guest journal of the Bordeaux Room at the James Mulvey Inn Bed & Breakfast in Stillwater, MN… The following elements of the Bordeaux Room are condusive to romance: -A fireplace -A … Continue reading

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Squirrel Ruminations

I ran over a squirrel yesterday. I was driving down the street just like I always do, with my hands positioned at 2 and 10 o’clock and singing “The Rose” at the top of my lungs, when suddenly a little … Continue reading

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Tyler’s Seed

168 years ago, in this, the most glorious republic above sea level, John Tyler ascended to the presidential throne upon the untimely passing of our most beloved Whig president, William Henry Harrison. Tyler became the first man to become president … Continue reading

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Hoarder Justifications

Not to beat a stiffened mound of 125 euthanized cats into the ground, but the Star Tribune is running a follow up to a recent cat hoarding story, and a couple of quotes are just too priceless to pass up: … Continue reading

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Myssed Thyn Mynts

So wait a minute, when did we miss out on this year’s Girl Scout cookies? We went down to my parents’ place this weekend. As usual, I walked in the door, kicked my dirty shoes onto the carpet, and made … Continue reading

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