Hey guys, remember when Leroy ate all the brownies?
Well, guess what? Now Leroy is a father, and there’s nothing we can do about it.
Yesterday, little Forrest D. Dehnke was born! Hooray for writhing newborns!
What does the D stand for, you ask? Get ready for this: Danger.
And that, my friends, is not a joke. Rather, it is the single greatest middle name I’ve ever heard of in my entire life.
Congratulations Leroy & Krista!
This is why I plan to not have kids. All the good middle names are taken.
does it actually stand for danger?
Yes. Read again, it’s not a joke.
In all seriousness. Congrats to Leroy & Krista.
Nothing makes such a congratulations so personal as saying it on someone else’s blog, right?
Thom, if you want to give a more personal congrats, we’ll tape a sign to the mic stand that has replaced you at the next Rock TV shoot.