Monthly Archives: April 2009

Update from Belgium

Posted on 4/16/2009 by peter

Hey guys, sorry I haven’t posted yet today. I’ve been busy with parent-teacher conferences. They’re pretty fun, I guess. It beats having acid squirted in your eyes by the Taliban. One of the nice things about these conferences is that … Continue reading →

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Our Decline

Posted on 4/14/2009 by peter

It has happened. Musical legend Phil Spector has been found guilty of murder. America’s childlike innocence is gone. The thought of Phil Spector, the man who brought so much joy to untold millions with his patented “Wall of Sound” style … Continue reading →

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My Week Alone

Posted on 4/13/2009 by peter

I’m a single man this week. My wife is off to the rugged, meth-addled hills of Kentucky to visit her sister, leaving me alone. Now I sit, comforted only by the gentle clicking of the keyboard and the knowledge that … Continue reading →

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Friendship Baby Pleasures

Posted on 4/10/2009 by peter

Hey guys, remember when Leroy ate all the brownies? Well, guess what? Now Leroy is a father, and there’s nothing we can do about it. Yesterday, little Forrest D. Dehnke was born! Hooray for writhing newborns! What does the D … Continue reading →

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Cupcake Errors

Posted on 4/9/2009 by peter

You know guys, I’ve got to be honest with you. Three-day old cupcakes aren’t as good as they sound. This morning when I arrived in the staff workroom I saw there were still a few cupcakes left over from Monday … Continue reading →

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Bacon Tidings

Posted on 4/7/2009 by peter

Hello my friends, and good day. Yesterday I came to you with news of my impending fatherhood. Today I come laden with good news of great joy. Today, unto you has been born the greatest foodstuff since man sauced apples. … Continue reading →

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