Monthly Archives: May 2009

Imagined Correspondence

Posted on 5/14/2009 by peter

Dear unknown father- I received your dispatch of candied breads and fig preserves, along with your letters and the lovely woodcut image of yourself. I thank you for these, and shall have them placed carefully in my sarcophagus with me … Continue reading →

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The Expert

Posted on 5/12/2009 by peter

Last night, I completed a course on Constitutional Law at a community college near my home. You’re now looking at an expert in the field of laws and other political things. I’m the guy to go to if you’ve got … Continue reading →

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The Man By Our House

Posted on 5/11/2009 by peter

On Saturday, the wife and I were enjoying a pleasant afternoon in our sunroom. Legs were rested on comfortable sofas, iced tea was sipped, and screamed vulgarities were kept to ourselves. In short, it was a lazy moment of peace … Continue reading →

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Further Dandelion Atrocities

Posted on 5/7/2009 by peter

The dandelions came back! Following Sunday’s dandelion slaughter, I awoke with great pleasure on Monday to find my yard filled with the sagging ruins of a once-mighty dandelion army. It was as if the wretched dandelions were bowing in subservience … Continue reading →

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Piña Coladas Make My Belly Tingle

Posted on 5/5/2009 by peter

Hey guys, do you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain? Of course, you know that line to be a reference to Rupert Holmes’ timeless classic “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)”. Hum along with me for a moment … Continue reading →

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Me & Dandelions

Posted on 5/4/2009 by peter

Hey friends, do you like dandelions? I don’t. Allow me to explain. Sunday was an awesome day around these parts. The sun was shining, the skies were blue, and the hip-hop blaring from passing cars was riddled with expletives. It … Continue reading →

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