Monthly Archives: June 2009

Ripples of Battle by Victor Davis Hanson

School is apparently out for summer, and I’ve been able to use a few spare hours to finish off Ripples of Battle by Victor Davis Hanson. For those stridently unwilling to look at the above image, the book’s subtitle is … Continue reading

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Last Day of School!

Hey gang, guess what? It’s the last day of school! Let’s party down! All RIGHT! Looks like our friends in Tehran are way ahead of us! Way to go, guys! Summer’s here! Let’s join in the fun! ROCK ‘N’ ROLL! … Continue reading

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Rock TV Archives

I haven’t updated the Rock TV archives on YouTube for a while, so here’s a couple sterling chestnuts from the dusty corners of the vault: Fields of Rold Gold: This video was from May of 2004, and it marked our … Continue reading

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The Diet of Worms Reconsidered

This morning I found the following illustration on the back of one of my World History finals: Not the finest, most original gag I’ve come across, but it did cause me to lean back in my chair, illicitly crack open … Continue reading

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Tickle Therapy

From Craigslist: Tickle Therapy for Stress Relief! Date: 2009-06-07, 3:41PM Laughter is one of the best natural medications a person can have! Did you know that when you laugh, not only do you exercise almost all 53 facial muscles, but … Continue reading

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Bagels Are Here!

I brought in bagels to work today! Gather round, my children, and feast upon the yeasted wheat flesh! These doughy, succulent shame-nuggets will restore your vitality and imbue you with the strength of the ancients! Also, there is hazelnut cream … Continue reading

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