Birthday Confusion

It’s my birthday! Take me to Shakey’s! Give me a quarter so I can play Centipede!

What? My birthday was yesterday? But I wasted yesterday wandering around a SuperAmerica parking lot talking to strangers about Shakey’s pizza and pooping in the garbage bins!

How long is it until my next birthday?

Well, in that case, get me the phone number to Shakey’s so I can call in a bomb threat.

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6 Responses to Birthday Confusion

  1. Adam says:

    Happy birthday!!

  2. M says:

    forgot to wish you happy birthday, maybe next year.

  3. Tony says:

    I don’t know whether your birthday was yesterday, or the day before. Fortunately, I am now secure in wishing you a belated birthday.

    I love how you just foisted the “oops, I forgot his birthday” awkwardness upon all your readers. I can think of few better gifts than being able to laugh all day at an insidiously crafted joke.

  4. peter says:

    Tony, I guess that was my gift to myself this year.

  5. Mike says:

    I have read every single one of your posts…and I realized something today that shook me to my very core. In all of your posts, you have NEVER used the word banana.

    Also, you should take a cruise and then complain about it on your blog.

  6. peter says:

    The cruise/complaining idea for a blog post has merit. I’ll book a cruise and simply assume that Bridgette will be pleased.

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