It’s my birthday! Take me to Shakey’s! Give me a quarter so I can play Centipede!
What? My birthday was yesterday? But I wasted yesterday wandering around a SuperAmerica parking lot talking to strangers about Shakey’s pizza and pooping in the garbage bins!
How long is it until my next birthday?
Well, in that case, get me the phone number to Shakey’s so I can call in a bomb threat.