Monthly Archives: July 2009

Startling Developments

Posted on 7/9/2009 by peter

The construction men with the reflective vests are on my street! They are congregating near my driveway! They have loud machines! I think they are here to make me take my shirt off and then chase me! The City of … Continue reading →

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Cribly Dilemma

Posted on 7/8/2009 by peter

In preparation for our boy’s arrival in a couple months, Bridgette and I purchased a crib. It is brown and wooden and sprinkled with dreams. I then assembled it with my bare hands, like Bob Vila minus the latent racism. … Continue reading →

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Rock TV Outtakes 2009

Posted on 7/7/2009 by peter

Fresh from Rock TV’s opulent banquet table, enjoy these scraps of bloopers, deleted scenes, and extended nonsense – it’s a new outtakes video! These are probably my favorite Rock TVs to watch – yes they’re indulgent and incoherent, but dammit, … Continue reading →

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Summertime Solitude/Sorrow

Posted on 7/5/2009 by peter

Today is Sunday, and I am alone. Alone with my secrets, my shame, and my beloved Skittles fruit candies. Bridgette will be at work until darkness falls, leaving me with only the companionship of two lazy, overplump cat-beasts. The chance … Continue reading →

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Rock TV: The Perfect 4th of July BBQ

Posted on 7/2/2009 by peter

Behold, one of my favorite Rock TVs ever, newly scraped off the archives floor! Buster Fonz: How to Host the Perfect 4th of July BBQ Of all the Rock TVs our ministry ever put together, this one is probably our … Continue reading →

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