Updates from the weekend:
-Rock TV shot a new video. It will be out in 3 weeks or so. It’s about Leroy finding a big ol’ pile of olive loaf.
-My cats alternated between states of sleep and anus-licking.
-Bridgette’s sister was attacked by rabid Thai monkeys on the aptly-named Monkey Beach.
The first two items are inconsequential, of course. The world will little note nor long remember the sight of Leroy straddling a 4-foot mound of olive loaf, and cats have been nuzzling their moistened snouts deep into their anal pore since the dawn of time. The monkey-biting incident, however, is a different matter. Apparently Jessica spent the 11 hours of flight time between Bangkok and Portland feverish and vomiting into a convenience bag. Upon her arrival back in the Twin Cities, Bridgette drove her to the hospital where she was admitted for 48 hours to receive treatments and rabies shots. (Fortunately, she was able to avoid any money-grubbing doctors seeking to unnecessarily remove her tonsils.)
Thailand: Come for the ancient Indo-Chinese historical sites, stay for the frenzied, biting monkeys!
that and the tsunamis! sounds like fun!
A monkey bite often results in the bite victim growing a prehensile tail.