Have you guys ever had chicken before?
I just had some chicken. It’s good! It’s not salty like pork or dry like cat food.
The chicken I had was special. It was processed and wadded and glazed with honey barbeque sauce and various artificial preservatives. Each meaty chickenwad was tender and benign, like former president Gerald Ford.
I recommend these honey barbeque processed chickenwads to all of you. They tickled my taste buds, groped my uvula, and made unwelcomed sexual remarks to my small intestine. That’s chicken for you, though. Chicken shoots first and gets dipped in honey mustard later.
I think someone should make a new breakfast cereal with big old chunks of chicken in it. I’m no marketing genius, but it seems to me you get some crispy flakes, toss in some chicken hunks, and slap a picture of a cartoon Spaniard on the box and you’ve got yourself a million dollar idea. You can thank me later.
Chicken – it’s not just for people from Central America anymore!