Time to order school pictures!
Let’s take a look at a few of my options this year, now that my school has decided to snazz things up with the help of a new company.
Wow, look at that. I look like a smart-ass Japanese pop star. I love it.
This is a fun one. You can see my physical discomfort in the image on the left as the photographer kept asking me to slouch because I was too tall for her equipment to handle. The resulting picture shows me standing in a way that I never have before and never will again. The version of me on the right is smirking at how stupid the version of me on the left looks.
This one’s classy. It makes me look like I tragically died midway through the year.
Which one should I choose?