Monthly Archives: October 2009

Oliver Isaac Welle

WHAT! My wife is incredible. Because of various complications, she had to push for almost four and a half hours (after being up already for 24 hours). She is recovering now, but no sick act of depravity I have ever … Continue reading

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The Curse of the First Snow

Behold, the insufferable sight that greeted us miserable Minnesotans on this, the mournful morning of October 10th, 2009. What the hell is this all about? The first snow is a sacred moment that must be reserved for no earlier than … Continue reading

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The Owl

Look at this owl! That owl’s perched above the changing table in our nursery! That owl’s blue! That owl ain’t natural! That owl’s there to defend my boy against intruders! Any possom going after the baby is gonna get ripped … Continue reading

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Explaining It

It’s come to my attention that this blog has not been consistently updated as of late. There is a good reason for this, and once I determine what it is, I will immediately relay it to you. Sources indicate it … Continue reading

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