Can Mussolini save Christmas?
Little Benito got caught with his fingers in Santa’s enchanted pickle jar, and now it’s up to him to save Christmas!
Santa can’t help! He is chained down to Satan’s Throne of Skulls until Mussolini can make the orphans of the world believe in the joy of Christmas!
Can Mussolini pull it off? Can he magically slaughter 400,000 Ethiopians one last time? Can his secret police silence domestic opposition with a campaign of beatings and ruthless suppression? Can Il Duce save Christmas?
Little children around the world lay awake at tonight with their hopes in Benito Mussolini, wishing that their klutzy hero is able to pull off an unlikely miracle finish, like when his fascist blackshirts consolidated power in Italy during the 1920s! Without little Benito’s help, their stockings will be swallowed whole by the Rattlesnakes of Torment! Don’t let the children down, Benito Mussolini!
Christmas is wonderful!