Monthly Archives: December 2009

Another Inappropriately Descriptive Malt-O-Meal Post

Posted on 12/9/2009 by peter

I’m eating Malt-O-Meal again. It is chocolate flavored and makes me whole. Eating this Malt-O-Meal is a wonderful experience. It is like savoring a warm spoonful of nostalgia and calcium phosphate. With mechanical precision I eagerly begin my feast upon … Continue reading →

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Mailing In More Oliver Pics

Posted on 12/1/2009 by peter

In lieu of actual original content, today I am proud to offer you, my supple readers, lively images of my seven week old son positioned hilariously alongside my pithy commentary. Other blogs might charge as much as $99 such material, … Continue reading →

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